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Oct 19, 2017

The awesome Dustin Nickerson hops on the bus! This week, Tim tells a completely erroneous fun facts about Freight. Caleb starts a dialog about the dress code on the bus. Dustin kneels at the sight of Tim’s American Flag pants. Josh’s adulthood status is questioned. And Freight wants to gently rock Dustin like a baby.

Also in this episode: Tim wants to journal but doesn’t. Joke thieves steal one of Tim’s jokes. Tim steals one of Bob Smiley’s jokes. Dustin steals one of Pete Holmes jokes, and immediately back pedals. Tim and Dustin discuss the comedy boom.  And Freight takes a little nap.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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For more of Dustin check out dustinnickerson.com

Or tweet him @DustinNickerson

Oct 12, 2017

John’s back for a VIDEO PODCAST!! It’s like sound you can SEE! This week, John gets in a boxing match. Tim almost catches a fly. Josh kills a moth with the unopened Jonnie W DVD. Crappaw gets a nifty nabber and goes on Shark Tank. Freight drops a fair trade, organic FREIGHTBACK!

Also on this episode: The Breville almost becomes a tool of ultimate bug destruction. The show almost doesn’t go on when the power goes out. Tim writes a Freightback jingle. Caleb has serious geographical deficiencies. The moth calls into the show. And John over analyzes a handshake.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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Get the gist of Crist: http://www.johncristcomedy.com/

Oct 12, 2017

John’s back!! This week, John gets in a boxing match. Tim almost catches a fly. Josh kills a moth with the unopened Jonnie W DVD. Crappaw gets a nifty nabber and goes on Shark Tank. Freight drops a fair trade, organic FREIGHTBACK!

Also on this episode: The Breville almost becomes a tool of ultimate bug destruction. The show almost doesn’t go on when the power goes out. Tim writes a Freightback jingle. Caleb has serious geographical deficiencies. The moth calls into the show. And John over analyzes a handshake.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

Follow us @poddybreak
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Sep 28, 2017

John Crist tweeted his snapchat to our instagram, and HE’S ON THE BUS!!! This week, Tim dreams of the day he goes to buy stamps. John thinks that going outside is the worst thing ever. Caleb wonders if Biebs is the most famous person of all time. And Freight asks for strength when Tim cancels a show.

Also on this episode: Tim runs in toe shoes and locks up his shins. Freight finds a woof under the stairs. John has defiant hair and does things to his body. (What?) Caleb can’t do anything halfway. And the Fake Daren Streblow calls into the show!

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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Sep 21, 2017

HEY-OOO, WE’RE BACK! Jonnie Boy is with us on this fantabulous run. This week, Tim talks about his first kiss. Jonnie knows too much about Cinderella. Caleb thinks that helicopters are waaaaayyyy doper that simulcasting. And Freight talks to truckers.

Also in this episode: The gang talks about being polite. Caleb wants the squad to to wear matching sunglasses at all times. Freight calls Jonnie an anchor. Tim bungie jumps on his honeymoon. And Jonnie wants to injure himself so he can look like Ryan Reynolds.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

Follow us @poddybreak
Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com
Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Jonnie tweets funny things @jonnie_w
Check out his slice of the webs at jonniew.com

Aug 17, 2017

John Branyan is wheels up with us! This week, Tim massacres a cheese stick. Josh is only happy when it’s 60 degrees. John starts a fire at his merch table. Coach tells a risque joke; then explains it. And Freight beatboxes while Tim scowls at Caleb.

Also in this episode: The gang writes an uncomfortable  jingle about Freight being racist. We get about a million bathroom related questions on Twitter… What’s up with you weirdos? John tells an embarrassing story about pants. And Tim tries to drive while eating a sopping wet sandwich.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

Follow us @poddybreak
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Get more of John at johnbranyan.com
Tweet John @john_branyan

Jul 27, 2017

Bob is mixing condiments on the bus with us! This week, Freight proclaims his love for scented candles. Freight and his groomsmen make a shirtless pyramid. Caleb wonders what a chamberpot is. And Bob melts down meeting one of his comedy heroes.

Also on this episode: Caleb’s shirts get smaller as he gets swoller. Freight contemplates his favorite cheese. The gang talks formalwear. Tim remembers when women smelled bad at weddings. Tim and Freight talk about texting. And a TV show gives Bob comedy flashbacks.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

Follow us @poddybreak
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Jul 20, 2017

John Branyan is rolling on the Poddy Bus with us! This week, Caleb creates a spiritual metaphor with peanut butter. Branyan doesn’t like the way his hands smell. The gang fights about Wheat Thins. Reggie the Pocket Elf swings by again. And Tim comes to the revelation that all of the food at Cracker Barrel is made of only one ingredient.

Also on this episode: Branyan catches pickles in a rain barrel. Freight throws oily food in the trash. Tim gets a questionable haircut. Caleb asks a question and then immediately gets grossed out. The gang gets TWO SCOOPS of Freightbacks. And Tim gets flummoxed by a board game.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

Follow us @poddybreak
Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com
Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get more of John at johnbranyan.com
Tweet John @john_branyan

Jun 8, 2017

Bob Smiley is rollin’ along on the Poddy Bus! This week, Tim doesn’t know what data is. Freight chimes in with an early and epic Freightback. Caleb is afraid of bathroom germs. The gang gets in a kerfuffle over hand washing. We meet Tim’s “special helper”, Reggie the Pocket Elf. And Smiley is trying to find a date on “Buckets of Fish”.

Also on this episode: Tim accidentally changes a word in a joke and bombs. Bob sleeps in a kitchen and showers in the mop sink. Caleb wonders how much protein there is in a grasshopper. Freight and the gang opens gifts from fans. And Tim finds a trio of Eight-Wait-Boom songs.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

Follow us @poddybreak
Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com
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Get more of Bob at http://bobsmiley.com/
Tweet him @bobsmileycomic

May 30, 2017

It’s time for another VIDEO EPISODE!!! This week, Kenn Kington gets stuck on a pony ride. Freight walks through fire. Tim traps a former bus driver in one of the luggage bays. Caleb has an irrational fear. And the gang talks about their favorite scars, and their worst pain ever.

Also in this episode: What constitutes a “Bro-Move”. Tim weighs in on what makes the perfect belt. New crew member, Alex, gets a nickname after being trapped in the shower. Josh thinks that Corn Nuts are a breakfast cereal. And, Crappaw gets some squeaky balls.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

Follow us @poddybreak
Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com
Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get more of Kenn at kennkington.com
Tweet Kenn @kennkington

May 30, 2017

It’s time for another VIDEO EPISODE!!! This week, Kenn Kington gets stuck on a pony ride. Freight walks through fire. Tim traps a former bus driver in one of the luggage bays. Caleb has an irrational fear. And the gang talks about their favorite scars, and their worst pain ever.

Also in this episode: What constitutes a “Bro-Move”. Tim weighs in on what makes the perfect belt. New crew member, Alex, gets a nickname after being trapped in the shower. Josh thinks that Corn Nuts are a breakfast cereal. And, Crappaw gets some squeaky balls.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

Follow us @poddybreak
Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com
Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get more of Kenn at kennkington.com
Tweet Kenn @kennkington

May 11, 2017

John Crist is back for our 60th episode! This week, Freight seductively invites you to make ketchup with him. John can’t find his headphones. Becky gives Tim a micro drone. (Thanks, Becky!) The gang needs a Freightback explained to them. And a rampant case of Christian-ese breaks out on the bus.

Also on this episode: Tim almost suffocates watching a YouTube video. Caleb gags at the thought of wet cupcakes. John gets his mouth washed out with soap. The gang discusses restaurant hygiene. And Tim writes a jingle for coffee enemas.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

Follow us @poddybreak
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Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get hair product tips from John at http://www.johncristcomedy.com/
Tweet him @johnbcrist

May 4, 2017

Jonnie W is riding on the Poddy Bus! This week, Tim gets pizza, but not the pizza he wants. Glade calls into the show. Freight calls out Chick-Fil-A’s green apple problem. The fire alarm goes off during the show. And Jonnie recalls the first time he ever hugged Tim.

Also on this episode: The gang talks nicknames for your significant other. Freight gets an amazing gift. Tim gets a Yeti Cooler. We take questions from our tweeps. Tim’s mom, Nelda calls into the show. And Freight says “dope”.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

Follow us @poddybreak
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Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get more of Jonnie at http://www.jonniew.com/
Tweet him @jonnie_w

Apr 27, 2017

John is hanging out on our “standard-sized” bus. This week, Heather wants Tim to un-condition the air. Caleb never knows when to stop taking supplements. John is upset that the podcast never starts on time. And Freight is buried under a mountain of Poddy Break Loot.

Also in this episode: The music shop in Mr. Roger’s neighborhood is a front. Tim imagines a ventriloquist funeral. Caleb doesn’t have time to worry about artificial intelligence. John is afraid of being mauled by squirrels. And Freight imitates an owl to a moderate degree of success.  

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

Follow us @poddybreak
Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com
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Get more of John at http://www.johnbranyan.com/

Follow John on Twitter @john_branyan

Apr 20, 2017

Now for Part 2 with John Crist! This week, Tim wants to roast a pocket-sized Freight. The gang wants to take a survival class because nobody knows how to start a fire. Caleb sees a spider and moves out. Freight needs a perch to sit atop at shows. And Tim wants to join PETA.

Also in this episode: Freight spills the mints. John takes up rollerblading. A squirrel gets an Uber. Caleb has an awkward interaction with a girl he likes. John sells a kidney to go to a Taylor Swift concert. And we get a special FreightFact about ears.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

Follow us @poddybreak
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Get hair product tips from John at http://www.johncristcomedy.com/
Tweet him @johnbcrist

Apr 13, 2017

John Crist is rolling with us on the bus! This week, Tim teaches a masterclass on Keurig use. John thinks that actors aren’t being real enough. Caleb gets hit with a Freight Fist. And a very young Tim brings down the house with an inappropriate accent.

Also in this episode: Tim and John talk about first gigs and worst gigs. Freight reveals his alter ego, Earthquake McGoon. John chooses Dunkin Donuts over Krispy Kreme. Tim throws shade at paninis. John quotes a verse from one of the testaments. And Freight knocks out his costar in Bye Bye, Birdie.


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Tweet him @johnbcrist

Apr 6, 2017

Dustin Nickerson jumps on the bus! This week, Tim’s son smelled and nobody knew why. Dustin’s youngest puts an insect in his head. Caleb doesn’t know how tall he is. Freight talks about head transplants. And Dustin can’t open the doors on the bus.

Also on this episode: Caleb takes a personality test. Freight asks a logistical question. Dustin and Caleb play some b-ball outside of the church. Tim changes some lyrics so the Beatles can lead worship. And Dustin receives his first Freightback!

Take online lessons from Tim's piano teacher: http://timpiano.com

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Get more of Dustin: http://www.dustinnickerson.com/
Tweet him @DustinNickerson

Mar 30, 2017

We’re back for our second video episode!! Tim IMMEDIATELY needs to turn the lights down. Jonnie wears aquasocks in public. Caleb dares the gang to eat fiberglass insulation. Freight weighs in on the Angry Birds movie. And the gang talks vehicular salutes.

Also in this episode: Caleb discovers Christian parody t-shirts. Jonnie is afraid of radioactive boars. The gang calls Jean, our event manager, on the phone. Freight gets a can of boiled nuts in his hotel room. Tim walks through a graveyard. And everybody regrets opening the salmon jerky.

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Get more of Jonnie at http://www.jonniew.com/
Tweet him @jonnie_w

Mar 30, 2017

We’re back for our second video episode!! Tim IMMEDIATELY needs to turn the lights down. Jonnie wears aquasocks in public. Caleb dares the gang to eat fiberglass insulation. Freight weighs in on the Angry Birds movie. And the gang talks vehicular salutes.

Also in this episode: Caleb discovers Christian parody t-shirts. Jonnie is afraid of radioactive boars. The gang calls Jean, our event manager, on the phone. Freight gets a can of boiled nuts in his hotel room. Tim walks through a graveyard. And everybody regrets opening the salmon jerky.

Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!!

Follow us @poddybreak
Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com
Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get more of Jonnie at http://www.jonniew.com/
Tweet him @jonnie_w

Mar 9, 2017

Jonnie DubDubs is back for some more Poddy Break. This week, Tim gets moth guts on his hands. Jonnie and Tim have “Eagle Talk”. The gang is apparently putting everyone to sleep. Freight gets all jacked on steroids. And Caleb eats pizza on a hotel towel.

Also on this episode: Jonnie falls out of his bunk. Marty the Moth calls into the podcast. Bob Smiley is an unwitting participant in our newest segment. Freight wants to clip a carabiner to Jonnie’s underwear. Caleb barely lives through a technical meltdown. And we have another round of Freigh-e-okee!!!!

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Jonnie's got a website: http://www.jonniew.com/
Tweet him @jonnie_w

Feb 16, 2017

Heyooo, John Crist is CRUSHING IT on the podcast! This week, Luke Bryan sings the National Anthem. Tim says the word "orange". Josh tells a Valentine's Day story. Freight stares at a basket of crackers. John wonders if sharks are gluten intolerant. And everyone chews deer jerky directly into their microphones!

Also on this episode: We discuss your #Freightvrite movies. Caleb isn't very handy, but makes up for it with his beard. Who's Kim Yon Goon? Get yourself a Freight stake. Are guys intimidated by funny women? And Freight gets the most epic gift ever!

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Get your John Crist fix here: http://johncristcomedy.com/
Tweet your little fingers off @johnbcrist

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Feb 9, 2017

Heeeere’s Jonnie W. And also, Crappaw, Luke Bryan, Ikea Man, and Tim, and Caleb, and Freight, and Aaron… SO MANY PEOPLE!! Tim and Caleb talk tattoos. Tim finds the correlation between prison ministry and Chuck E. Cheese. Freight throws a water bottle. Jonnie channels Hannibal Lecter. And Aaron beheads a block of Velveeta.

Also on this episode: The gang opens gifts from Poddy Break fans! Crappaw gets new tennis balls. Ikea man gets some olives. Jonnie shows his biblical knowledge. Freight doesn’t get a Christian pickup line. And Crappaw gives out motivational speeches.

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Get updates on Jonnie at: http://www.jonniew.com/

Tweet Jonnie @jonnie_w

Feb 2, 2017

Jonnie is ready to roll on the Poddy Bus! This week, Tim brings a Trump prophecy before the group. Caleb has a Freight-sperience at Home Depot. Jonnie has a feud with Jon Bon Jovi. And Freight hauls booty around the building to give some fans a photo op.

Also on this episode: Jonnie eats all the bacon. Tim lives the thug life. Caleb can’t complete a drug test. Freight challenges Madonna to a wrestling match. Jonnie accidentally shaves his body. And the gang Freightbacks historical figures.

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Check out more of Jonnie W at http://www.jonniew.com/
T
weet him @jonnie_w

Jan 26, 2017

Kenn Kington is back, and he’s ready to roll. This week on Poddy Break, Tim professes his love of dimmers. Freight reprimands Tim for digging his fingers in the nut jar. Kenn is a walking miracle. Tim and Kenn talk about joke thieves. And, CALEB FINDS THE FOAMY THING!!!

Also on this episode: Tim gives his kids 200 oz of Mr. Pibb. We meet Taylor Swift’s sisters. Kenn’s heart calls into the show. Caleb and Josh get Freight to load the trailer. And, Luke Bryan sings the national anthem!

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Get more of Kenn at kennkington.com
Tweet Kenn @kennkington

Dec 15, 2016

We're back for Branyan 2: Electric Boogaloo. This week, Jason walks in. Caleb and Branyan can't figure out what fresh milk is. Tim tries to figure out how much riboflavin a grown man needs. Branyan confesses his love for Mountain Dew Code Red. And Freight accidentally pitches a new Disney movie.

Also on this episode: Caleb has been plowing the nans, again. Tim won't go in a hot air balloon. Branyan apparently doesn't listen to the podcast. Freight talks about dogs ruffing, while workers are roofing. Caleb lies about reading books for pizza. And everyone tells there "terrible" jokes that are always funny.

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Get more of John Branyan at http://jbcomedy.webflow.io/
Tweet him @john_branyan

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