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Jun 8, 2017

Bob Smiley is rollin’ along on the Poddy Bus! This week, Tim doesn’t know what data is. Freight chimes in with an early and epic Freightback. Caleb is afraid of bathroom germs. The gang gets in a kerfuffle over hand washing. We meet Tim’s “special helper”, Reggie the Pocket Elf. And Smiley is trying to find a date on “Buckets of Fish”.

Also on this episode: Tim accidentally changes a word in a joke and bombs. Bob sleeps in a kitchen and showers in the mop sink. Caleb wonders how much protein there is in a grasshopper. Freight and the gang opens gifts from fans. And Tim finds a trio of Eight-Wait-Boom songs.

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May 30, 2017

It’s time for another VIDEO EPISODE!!! This week, Kenn Kington gets stuck on a pony ride. Freight walks through fire. Tim traps a former bus driver in one of the luggage bays. Caleb has an irrational fear. And the gang talks about their favorite scars, and their worst pain ever.

Also in this episode: What constitutes a “Bro-Move”. Tim weighs in on what makes the perfect belt. New crew member, Alex, gets a nickname after being trapped in the shower. Josh thinks that Corn Nuts are a breakfast cereal. And, Crappaw gets some squeaky balls.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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May 30, 2017

It’s time for another VIDEO EPISODE!!! This week, Kenn Kington gets stuck on a pony ride. Freight walks through fire. Tim traps a former bus driver in one of the luggage bays. Caleb has an irrational fear. And the gang talks about their favorite scars, and their worst pain ever.

Also in this episode: What constitutes a “Bro-Move”. Tim weighs in on what makes the perfect belt. New crew member, Alex, gets a nickname after being trapped in the shower. Josh thinks that Corn Nuts are a breakfast cereal. And, Crappaw gets some squeaky balls.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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May 11, 2017

John Crist is back for our 60th episode! This week, Freight seductively invites you to make ketchup with him. John can’t find his headphones. Becky gives Tim a micro drone. (Thanks, Becky!) The gang needs a Freightback explained to them. And a rampant case of Christian-ese breaks out on the bus.

Also on this episode: Tim almost suffocates watching a YouTube video. Caleb gags at the thought of wet cupcakes. John gets his mouth washed out with soap. The gang discusses restaurant hygiene. And Tim writes a jingle for coffee enemas.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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May 4, 2017

Jonnie W is riding on the Poddy Bus! This week, Tim gets pizza, but not the pizza he wants. Glade calls into the show. Freight calls out Chick-Fil-A’s green apple problem. The fire alarm goes off during the show. And Jonnie recalls the first time he ever hugged Tim.

Also on this episode: The gang talks nicknames for your significant other. Freight gets an amazing gift. Tim gets a Yeti Cooler. We take questions from our tweeps. Tim’s mom, Nelda calls into the show. And Freight says “dope”.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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Apr 27, 2017

John is hanging out on our “standard-sized” bus. This week, Heather wants Tim to un-condition the air. Caleb never knows when to stop taking supplements. John is upset that the podcast never starts on time. And Freight is buried under a mountain of Poddy Break Loot.

Also in this episode: The music shop in Mr. Roger’s neighborhood is a front. Tim imagines a ventriloquist funeral. Caleb doesn’t have time to worry about artificial intelligence. John is afraid of being mauled by squirrels. And Freight imitates an owl to a moderate degree of success.  

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

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Apr 20, 2017

Now for Part 2 with John Crist! This week, Tim wants to roast a pocket-sized Freight. The gang wants to take a survival class because nobody knows how to start a fire. Caleb sees a spider and moves out. Freight needs a perch to sit atop at shows. And Tim wants to join PETA.

Also in this episode: Freight spills the mints. John takes up rollerblading. A squirrel gets an Uber. Caleb has an awkward interaction with a girl he likes. John sells a kidney to go to a Taylor Swift concert. And we get a special FreightFact about ears.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

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Apr 13, 2017

John Crist is rolling with us on the bus! This week, Tim teaches a masterclass on Keurig use. John thinks that actors aren’t being real enough. Caleb gets hit with a Freight Fist. And a very young Tim brings down the house with an inappropriate accent.

Also in this episode: Tim and John talk about first gigs and worst gigs. Freight reveals his alter ego, Earthquake McGoon. John chooses Dunkin Donuts over Krispy Kreme. Tim throws shade at paninis. John quotes a verse from one of the testaments. And Freight knocks out his costar in Bye Bye, Birdie.


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Apr 6, 2017

Dustin Nickerson jumps on the bus! This week, Tim’s son smelled and nobody knew why. Dustin’s youngest puts an insect in his head. Caleb doesn’t know how tall he is. Freight talks about head transplants. And Dustin can’t open the doors on the bus.

Also on this episode: Caleb takes a personality test. Freight asks a logistical question. Dustin and Caleb play some b-ball outside of the church. Tim changes some lyrics so the Beatles can lead worship. And Dustin receives his first Freightback!

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Mar 30, 2017

We’re back for our second video episode!! Tim IMMEDIATELY needs to turn the lights down. Jonnie wears aquasocks in public. Caleb dares the gang to eat fiberglass insulation. Freight weighs in on the Angry Birds movie. And the gang talks vehicular salutes.

Also in this episode: Caleb discovers Christian parody t-shirts. Jonnie is afraid of radioactive boars. The gang calls Jean, our event manager, on the phone. Freight gets a can of boiled nuts in his hotel room. Tim walks through a graveyard. And everybody regrets opening the salmon jerky.

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Mar 30, 2017

We’re back for our second video episode!! Tim IMMEDIATELY needs to turn the lights down. Jonnie wears aquasocks in public. Caleb dares the gang to eat fiberglass insulation. Freight weighs in on the Angry Birds movie. And the gang talks vehicular salutes.

Also in this episode: Caleb discovers Christian parody t-shirts. Jonnie is afraid of radioactive boars. The gang calls Jean, our event manager, on the phone. Freight gets a can of boiled nuts in his hotel room. Tim walks through a graveyard. And everybody regrets opening the salmon jerky.

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Mar 9, 2017

Jonnie DubDubs is back for some more Poddy Break. This week, Tim gets moth guts on his hands. Jonnie and Tim have “Eagle Talk”. The gang is apparently putting everyone to sleep. Freight gets all jacked on steroids. And Caleb eats pizza on a hotel towel.

Also on this episode: Jonnie falls out of his bunk. Marty the Moth calls into the podcast. Bob Smiley is an unwitting participant in our newest segment. Freight wants to clip a carabiner to Jonnie’s underwear. Caleb barely lives through a technical meltdown. And we have another round of Freigh-e-okee!!!!

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Feb 16, 2017

Heyooo, John Crist is CRUSHING IT on the podcast! This week, Luke Bryan sings the National Anthem. Tim says the word "orange". Josh tells a Valentine's Day story. Freight stares at a basket of crackers. John wonders if sharks are gluten intolerant. And everyone chews deer jerky directly into their microphones!

Also on this episode: We discuss your #Freightvrite movies. Caleb isn't very handy, but makes up for it with his beard. Who's Kim Yon Goon? Get yourself a Freight stake. Are guys intimidated by funny women? And Freight gets the most epic gift ever!

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Feb 9, 2017

Heeeere’s Jonnie W. And also, Crappaw, Luke Bryan, Ikea Man, and Tim, and Caleb, and Freight, and Aaron… SO MANY PEOPLE!! Tim and Caleb talk tattoos. Tim finds the correlation between prison ministry and Chuck E. Cheese. Freight throws a water bottle. Jonnie channels Hannibal Lecter. And Aaron beheads a block of Velveeta.

Also on this episode: The gang opens gifts from Poddy Break fans! Crappaw gets new tennis balls. Ikea man gets some olives. Jonnie shows his biblical knowledge. Freight doesn’t get a Christian pickup line. And Crappaw gives out motivational speeches.

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Feb 2, 2017

Jonnie is ready to roll on the Poddy Bus! This week, Tim brings a Trump prophecy before the group. Caleb has a Freight-sperience at Home Depot. Jonnie has a feud with Jon Bon Jovi. And Freight hauls booty around the building to give some fans a photo op.

Also on this episode: Jonnie eats all the bacon. Tim lives the thug life. Caleb can’t complete a drug test. Freight challenges Madonna to a wrestling match. Jonnie accidentally shaves his body. And the gang Freightbacks historical figures.

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Jan 26, 2017

Kenn Kington is back, and he’s ready to roll. This week on Poddy Break, Tim professes his love of dimmers. Freight reprimands Tim for digging his fingers in the nut jar. Kenn is a walking miracle. Tim and Kenn talk about joke thieves. And, CALEB FINDS THE FOAMY THING!!!

Also on this episode: Tim gives his kids 200 oz of Mr. Pibb. We meet Taylor Swift’s sisters. Kenn’s heart calls into the show. Caleb and Josh get Freight to load the trailer. And, Luke Bryan sings the national anthem!

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Dec 15, 2016

We're back for Branyan 2: Electric Boogaloo. This week, Jason walks in. Caleb and Branyan can't figure out what fresh milk is. Tim tries to figure out how much riboflavin a grown man needs. Branyan confesses his love for Mountain Dew Code Red. And Freight accidentally pitches a new Disney movie.

Also on this episode: Caleb has been plowing the nans, again. Tim won't go in a hot air balloon. Branyan apparently doesn't listen to the podcast. Freight talks about dogs ruffing, while workers are roofing. Caleb lies about reading books for pizza. And everyone tells there "terrible" jokes that are always funny.

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Dec 8, 2016

Yo, yo… Big John BranBran is on the biggity-bus… Freight totally wrecks, like, 5 whole  ‘nans. Tim asks what everyone for their Christmas “must-have’s”. Freight wants a flashlight that you can deep fry. Gonzo becomes a pirate. And the gang gets a phone call from Caleb’s beard.

Also on this episode: Tom Cruise is an alien, and other conspiracy theories. John list his favorite horror movies. Caleb has a nightmare that comes true. Bob Ross gets a little arrogant. And Pablo Escobar start selling Girl Scout Cookies.

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Nov 24, 2016

DING DING!! Time for Round 2!! Listen as Bob shares stories of dating in the modern age, as Freight slowly transforms into Crappaw. Tim reminisces about what dating was like in the old days, and Caleb is tired of playing the game. Freight doesn’t care about emojis. And Caleb says "Wife Me"...

Also on this episode: Tim tears a donut hole in half. The gang reveals their personal trump cards. Bob talks about his career after divorce. Caleb goes on a diet and his circle of friends has a meltdown. And, Freight watches Bob’s periscope of the podcast WHILE HE’S ON THE PODCAST!?!

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Nov 17, 2016

Bob is back for another Poddy Break! Tim and Caleb try to whisper for the entire episode. Freight doesn’t have a foamy thing on his microphone. Bob buys groceries for Crappaw. Tim specifies what a sandwich is. The gang talks about who makes them laugh. And Caleb sings the Hippopotamus Song.

Also on this episode: Tim loses his cheese stick. Bob leaves a Gonzo mug in his attic. Freight does an impersonation. Caleb has an audio meltdown. The gang discusses how early is too early for a pot pie. And we hear an interview with Tim at 6 years old by his father, Dave “Coach” Hawkins.

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Nov 3, 2016

We’re back for PART 2!!! Tim discovers that Freight likes coffee. Caleb holds up Tim’s live show to make a pour over during intermission. Jonnie’s not slim enough to panhandle. Freight buys 8 boxes of twinkies and gets recognized. And Tim has a nerf war in his basement.

Also on this episode: Caleb gets into an altercation after wrestling goes too far. Jonnie throws a bully down a muddy hill. Tim parodies Lee Greenwood, in front of Lee Greenwood. And the show goes downhill when old Crappaw shows up with his tennis ball.

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Oct 27, 2016

Up and at ‘em! It’s time for another Poddy Break! Jonnie W is back for Part 1 of a TWO PART EPISODE! Everybody wakes up at the crack of noon to record the podcast. Jonnie has bed head, Caleb has hoarse voice, and Freight sits down REAL HARD!!! Tim bestows the virtues of Ozone Water. Caleb works out. Jonnie’s friends are using him as a crutch to bulk up. Caleb drink orange juice because he wasn’t warned.

Also on this episode: Freight says the bus is 50 hands high. Tim visits New York and loses $100 in 5 minutes. Jonnie reveals that Bob Ross hates his own afro. Tim’s wife, Heather, tries to address the white elephant in the room. Freight attempts early morning karaoke. And Jonnie ponders the name “Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse”.

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Oct 20, 2016

Who’s ready for more?!?! Kenn Kington is on the bus! Pooz is on the bus! Spencer is on the bus! EVERYONE IS ON THE BUS!!! Glade calls in! Kenn and Tim talk about past jobs. The gang talks about songs they never want to hear again, and OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS, TIM AND FREIGHT SING A DUET!!!!

Also on this episode: Fresh Thyme Farmers Market gets P-P-P-P-P-POOZED ON! Enjoy Bowtie Talk with Spencer. Ikea Man thinks the watermelon spears are as crunchy as jicama. And Tim calls his kids “Hun”.

Let’s get Freight 1,000 followers! Follow him @chrismabrey

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Sep 29, 2016

Well, well, well… It looks like good old Bob Smiley is back on the bus! In this episode, Tim discovers Cheerwine. Caleb and Tim equip Freight to defend himself. The gang talks about meeting you, the fans, at shows. Bob gets a bottle of ketchup.

Also in this episode: Brian “Head” Welch brakes Tim’s frog. Caleb gets a tiny pumpkin. Coach cuts Tim’s hair. The gang talks about Halloween costumes. Bob doesn’t understand that haunted houses aren’t real. And, if you’ve had a tropical fruit smoothie between the dates of August 12th to September 14th, we can’t take your blood…

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Sep 22, 2016

Jonnie W is back! (and we could talk to him if Freight didn't take his sweet time getting to the dadgum microphone...) Tim gets flummoxed by cheese cubes. Jonnie gets in trouble with his wife because of something Caleb said. And, in a special turn of events... JASON THE BUS DRIVER IS ON THE PODCAST! Jason gets a poignant phone call from the strange man that he found in his hotel room. (and it's amazing!)  

Also on this episode: Jonnie talks about his past jobs. Tim starts "hot sauce talk". Jonnie rants about E.T. for the Atari 2600. Freight touches his mic. The gang talks about Fortune Cookies, Ouija Boards and Magic Eight Balls. And Jonnie leaves his rental car running during one of his shows. 

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