Info

Poddy Break with Tim Hawkins

Tim talks to his guests about life, comedy, and the nuances of llama ownership.
RSS Feed Subscribe in Apple Podcasts
Poddy Break with Tim Hawkins
2017
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January


2016
December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March


Categories

All Episodes
Archives
Categories
Now displaying: 2016
Dec 29, 2016

Tim’s wife, Heather, and daughter, Olivia, are in the mancave! This week, we try to figure out what’s up with Tim’s cup. Olivia and Tim ponder sheep bar mitzvahs. What is a Christian Season? Heather talks about being married to Tim. And Caleb thinks women are like treadmills.

Also in this episode: Tim and Caleb discuss being an artist vs. chasing success. Tim finds out that the secret of country music is “Eight… Wait… BOOM!”. Olivia talks about life overseas. And the gang says what they’re loving right now.

Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!!

Follow us @poddybreak
Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com
Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Dec 22, 2016

Join the Tim, Caleb and Freight in the mancave!!! This week, Tim has elbow pain. Nobody knows how Amazon works. Tim has a big mug. The gang takes questions from fans, and offers up a brief history of the weirdness that is Poddy Break.


Also on this episode: Tim doesn’t have a foamy thing. Freight has his soffits and facia covered in vinyl. A man punches a kangaroo. The boys discuss their favorite Christmas movies. The crew gets a call from a German inventor. And Tim shakes down the entire country music industry. Merry Christmas!!!

Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!!

Follow us @poddybreak
Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com
Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get your free download of the Freightback song and say hello to Josiah at: https://soundcloud.com/josiahcharon

Dec 15, 2016

We're back for Branyan 2: Electric Boogaloo. This week, Jason walks in. Caleb and Branyan can't figure out what fresh milk is. Tim tries to figure out how much riboflavin a grown man needs. Branyan confesses his love for Mountain Dew Code Red. And Freight accidentally pitches a new Disney movie.

Also on this episode: Caleb has been plowing the nans, again. Tim won't go in a hot air balloon. Branyan apparently doesn't listen to the podcast. Freight talks about dogs ruffing, while workers are roofing. Caleb lies about reading books for pizza. And everyone tells there "terrible" jokes that are always funny.

Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!!

Follow us @poddybreak
Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com
Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get more of John Branyan at http://jbcomedy.webflow.io/
Tweet him @john_branyan

Dec 8, 2016

Yo, yo… Big John BranBran is on the biggity-bus… Freight totally wrecks, like, 5 whole  ‘nans. Tim asks what everyone for their Christmas “must-have’s”. Freight wants a flashlight that you can deep fry. Gonzo becomes a pirate. And the gang gets a phone call from Caleb’s beard.

Also on this episode: Tom Cruise is an alien, and other conspiracy theories. John list his favorite horror movies. Caleb has a nightmare that comes true. Bob Ross gets a little arrogant. And Pablo Escobar start selling Girl Scout Cookies.

Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!!

Follow us @poddybreak
Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com
Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get more of John Branyan at http://jbcomedy.webflow.io/
Tweet him @john_branyan

Nov 29, 2016

Tim’s brother & manager, Todd, is on the bus! This week, Freight suppresses his feelings. Tim and Todd reminisce about terrible gigs and trying to find success in the early days.  Todd talks about the unfortunate side-effects of Caleb’s diet. And Tim pretends his brother is a turtle.

Also on this episode: Freight takes a drink and it’s super weird. Todd talks about addictive personalities. Caleb and Todd go for a run. Tim is writing a movie. Caleb tries to skip Christmas decorating at Freight’s house.  And Tim and Todd resent Freight’s childhood Christmases.

Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!!

Follow us @poddybreak
Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com
Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Nov 24, 2016

DING DING!! Time for Round 2!! Listen as Bob shares stories of dating in the modern age, as Freight slowly transforms into Crappaw. Tim reminisces about what dating was like in the old days, and Caleb is tired of playing the game. Freight doesn’t care about emojis. And Caleb says "Wife Me"...

Also on this episode: Tim tears a donut hole in half. The gang reveals their personal trump cards. Bob talks about his career after divorce. Caleb goes on a diet and his circle of friends has a meltdown. And, Freight watches Bob’s periscope of the podcast WHILE HE’S ON THE PODCAST!?!

Get your Poddy Break Merch! Click Here!!!!

Follow us @poddybreak
Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com
Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Check out Bob’s Website - http://www.bobsmiley.com/
Tweet Bob @bobsmileycomic

Nov 17, 2016

Bob is back for another Poddy Break! Tim and Caleb try to whisper for the entire episode. Freight doesn’t have a foamy thing on his microphone. Bob buys groceries for Crappaw. Tim specifies what a sandwich is. The gang talks about who makes them laugh. And Caleb sings the Hippopotamus Song.

Also on this episode: Tim loses his cheese stick. Bob leaves a Gonzo mug in his attic. Freight does an impersonation. Caleb has an audio meltdown. The gang discusses how early is too early for a pot pie. And we hear an interview with Tim at 6 years old by his father, Dave “Coach” Hawkins.

Follow us @poddybreak
Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com
Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Check out Bob’s Website - http://www.bobsmiley.com/
Tweet Bob @bobsmileycomic

Nov 3, 2016

We’re back for PART 2!!! Tim discovers that Freight likes coffee. Caleb holds up Tim’s live show to make a pour over during intermission. Jonnie’s not slim enough to panhandle. Freight buys 8 boxes of twinkies and gets recognized. And Tim has a nerf war in his basement.

Also on this episode: Caleb gets into an altercation after wrestling goes too far. Jonnie throws a bully down a muddy hill. Tim parodies Lee Greenwood, in front of Lee Greenwood. And the show goes downhill when old Crappaw shows up with his tennis ball.

Follow us @poddybreak
Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com
Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get more of Jonnie at http://www.jonniew.com/
Tweet him @jonnie_w
Oct 27, 2016

Up and at ‘em! It’s time for another Poddy Break! Jonnie W is back for Part 1 of a TWO PART EPISODE! Everybody wakes up at the crack of noon to record the podcast. Jonnie has bed head, Caleb has hoarse voice, and Freight sits down REAL HARD!!! Tim bestows the virtues of Ozone Water. Caleb works out. Jonnie’s friends are using him as a crutch to bulk up. Caleb drink orange juice because he wasn’t warned.

Also on this episode: Freight says the bus is 50 hands high. Tim visits New York and loses $100 in 5 minutes. Jonnie reveals that Bob Ross hates his own afro. Tim’s wife, Heather, tries to address the white elephant in the room. Freight attempts early morning karaoke. And Jonnie ponders the name “Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse”.

Follow us @poddybreak
Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com
Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get more of Jonnie at http://www.jonniew.com/
Tweet him @jonnie_w
Oct 20, 2016

Who’s ready for more?!?! Kenn Kington is on the bus! Pooz is on the bus! Spencer is on the bus! EVERYONE IS ON THE BUS!!! Glade calls in! Kenn and Tim talk about past jobs. The gang talks about songs they never want to hear again, and OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS, TIM AND FREIGHT SING A DUET!!!!

Also on this episode: Fresh Thyme Farmers Market gets P-P-P-P-P-POOZED ON! Enjoy Bowtie Talk with Spencer. Ikea Man thinks the watermelon spears are as crunchy as jicama. And Tim calls his kids “Hun”.

Let’s get Freight 1,000 followers! Follow him @chrismabrey

Follow us @poddybreak
Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com
Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get your Kenn fix at http://www.kennkington.com/
T
weet him @kennkington

Oct 13, 2016

Are you ready??!??!?! John Branyan is back on the bus, and we’re ready to go! Tim insults John’s love of chicken strips. Freight forges Caleb’s signature on a cymbal. John gives an egg update. Tim tries to blow up a Jolly Rancher in the microwave. And Freight finds a gnat in his loaf of bread.

Also in this episode: John suggests making a twinkie gun with gunpowder. Homeland security confiscates some pumpkin canons. John explains where baby corn comes from, while Tim gets weirded out by english cucumbers. Tim eats a deer heart. AND FREIGHT GETS A COMEBACK STARTER KIT AND IT’S THE BEST THING EVER!!!!!! World, get ready for #freightbacks!

Tweet us with your #freightbacks

Let’s get Freight 1,000 followers! Follow him @chrismabrey

Follow us @poddybreak
Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com
Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Tweet John Branyan @john_branyan
Click here for John's website!

Oct 6, 2016

The gang is hanging out in the man cave at Tim’s casa. Cheese has the sniffles. Tim installs a dimmer while sitting on the toilet. Freight sits on his mic. Caleb sprays sea salt in his hair. The gang has hat talk, and decides to go see hockey in Canada.

Also in this episode: Freight has a garage sale. Tim ponders getting the band back together. The gang talks about pranks. Freight pees in Tim’s cornflakes. And Cheese has his #iamfreight moment.

Let’s get Freight 1,000 followers! Follow him @chrismabrey

Follow us @poddybreak
Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Sep 29, 2016

Well, well, well… It looks like good old Bob Smiley is back on the bus! In this episode, Tim discovers Cheerwine. Caleb and Tim equip Freight to defend himself. The gang talks about meeting you, the fans, at shows. Bob gets a bottle of ketchup.

Also in this episode: Brian “Head” Welch brakes Tim’s frog. Caleb gets a tiny pumpkin. Coach cuts Tim’s hair. The gang talks about Halloween costumes. Bob doesn’t understand that haunted houses aren’t real. And, if you’ve had a tropical fruit smoothie between the dates of August 12th to September 14th, we can’t take your blood…

Let’s get Freight 1,000 followers! Follow him @chrismabrey

Follow us @poddybreak
Click here to see Tim LIVE!!!

Tweet Bob your ketchup stories @bobsmileycomic
Get Bob stuff at http://www.bobsmiley.com/

Sep 22, 2016

Jonnie W is back! (and we could talk to him if Freight didn't take his sweet time getting to the dadgum microphone...) Tim gets flummoxed by cheese cubes. Jonnie gets in trouble with his wife because of something Caleb said. And, in a special turn of events... JASON THE BUS DRIVER IS ON THE PODCAST! Jason gets a poignant phone call from the strange man that he found in his hotel room. (and it's amazing!)  

Also on this episode: Jonnie talks about his past jobs. Tim starts "hot sauce talk". Jonnie rants about E.T. for the Atari 2600. Freight touches his mic. The gang talks about Fortune Cookies, Ouija Boards and Magic Eight Balls. And Jonnie leaves his rental car running during one of his shows. 

Tweet the gang @poddybreak
See Tim Live – Click Here

Get to know Jonnie W - http://www.jonniew.com/
Tweet him @jonnie_w

Sep 15, 2016

Hold on to your seats! Daren is back on the bus. This episode, the gang visits Mount Rushmore. Freight, Tim & Daren recount where they were on the morning of September 11th. Freight remembers tiny Caleb and his pumpkin. #pumpkinsforcaleb Daren gets covered in ticks. One of those ticks calls into the show.

Also in this episode: Daren gets locked out of the bathroom. Freight raises the ruff. We ask the fans to name the bus. Tim wants to put a slide in the nostrils of the mountainous visage of George Washington.

Please tweet your #iamfreight stories to @poddybreak

Check out Daren and his awesome Radio Show at http://darenstreblow.com/
T
weet him @darenstreblow

Sep 8, 2016

We have the legendary JOHN CRIST on the bus! Tim, John, Caleb & Freight talk about John's viral video, authenticity in the Christian industry, and eating at Buffalo Wild Wings. Ikea man makes an appearance, and Tim wants to kickstart the Freight Fruit calendar.

Also in this episode: John talks about his failed stand up bits, Tim finds joy in picking up stuff in his yard, and Freight gives insight into the mysterious world of gift cards.

Tweet us @poddybreak
Click here to SEE TIM LIVE!

Tweet John Crist @johnbcrist
Or online at http://johncristcomedy.com/

 

Sep 1, 2016

Tim's Mom is here! Pooz is here! John Crist is here! Honestly, this is the most people we've ever had on the bus. But even with those cameos this show is about the greatness that is Nelda Hawkins, Tim's mom.

Hear her spin yarns about not being able to find a towel at the hotel, Coach accidentally drinking champagne, and the time Tim drank a bottle of laxative. She's got stories about not dancing, what Tim was like as a baby, and what it's like having a comedian as a son.

Tweet us @poddybreak
See Tim Live

Aug 25, 2016

Bob Smiley is back! Tim and the gang have sandwich talk. Tim asks Jason the bus driver about putting pants on a pig. Cheese talks about sheep fur. Caleb and Tim talk about Christmas songs, Electric Light Orchestra and NEEDTOBREATHE.

Also on this episode: Annoying noises. Bob's fear of heights. Senor Pretzel. And Freight fills us in on "walking around tacos".

Tweet us @poddybreak 

Get more of Bob at http://bobsmiley.com/
T
weet Bob @bobsmileycomic

Aug 18, 2016

Jonnie W is back on the bus! Tim and Caleb geek out on Michael Jackson music. The gang decides if Freight should shave his head and grow a giant beard. Tim gets in trouble for running in church. Caleb leads the gang in a retrospective of corporal punishment. Jonnie gets hit by a wet orange in a gym sock, and Tim has a potty accident in the car. Chris Cornell and Neil Diamond stop by, and Luke Bryan duets with Michael Jackson.

Also on this episode: Olympic Talk, Badminton memories with Tim & Freight, Tim gets a Gliffrey shirt and Freight gets his first fruit delivery from the fans. #FruitForFreight

Tweet us @poddybreak
Get #fruitforfreight trending, you weirdos!

Get more of Jonnie W at: http://www.jonniew.com/
Ask Jonnie to sing anything as Chris Cornell @jonnie_w

Aug 11, 2016

Hey guys and gals, it's time for "The Best of Poddy Break... so far?*". We don't even know how to describe this. It's just a menagerie of ridiculous clips, characters and voices, failures and fruit. Caleb and Aaron are here to guide you through the veritable promised land of podcast stupidity. LET'S DO THIS!!!

Tweet us @poddybreak

Get your Tim Tickets at http://timhawkins.net/pages/tour-dates 

Aug 4, 2016

Bob Smiley is back! Tim and company chat with Smiley B about real country music and what water tastes like. Tim learns that it's fun to stay at the IMCA and sings a song about a bucket. Caleb professes his addiction to animal crackers and Bob learns how to speak Spanish in a sauna.

Also on this episode: Ikea man calls in. Freight does impressions of muppets. Tim has an awkward moment with a transgendered cashier, and then makes it worse. Bob gets covered with a mysterious liquid on an airplane. And Tim and Bob share their most cringe-worthy moments from years on the road.

Tweet us your Australian accents @poddybreak 

Get more of Bob Smiley at: http://bobsmiley.com/
Ask Bob for a dollar @bobsmileycomic

Jul 28, 2016

It's time for Poddy Break: Snack Edition… Tim and the crew chow down, and we're piping it straight into your brain! On this episode, we meet Bugle preserver, Brian Henry Thomson. Caleb and Cheese (Merch Manager Matt) discuss the last time they cried. Freight impersonates a Canadian while Caleb sings Taylor Swift. Tim talks about Satanist Youth Camps and how Frosted Mini Wheats brought down the Vikings.

Also on this episode: Tim talks about his old band "Better than Enemas". The gang discusses Pokemon Go. Free back hair maintenance tips. And Poozan (Freight's wife) calls with breaking news from Grey's Anatomy.

Talk to us! @poddybreak
Getchu some Timmy Tickets! http://www.timhawkins.net

Jul 21, 2016

The awesome Michael Jr joins us on the podcast this week. Tim, Michael Jr, John Branyan and Caleb figure out that Craig isn't on the bus. Tim LOVED Michael Jr in God's Not Dead, even though he wasn't in it. Michael tells us to put our Mom's hands up. John Branyan tries to get free eggs from a bunch of roosters. Michael has a theory about pet names, and Tim pays top dollar for dogs without baggage.

Also on this episode: Michael Jr (dotcom) has a bunch of irons in the fire. Tim gets confused on Michael's projects again. Michael doesn't understand the rhythm of Caleb's voice. And John learns that he's color deaf.

Tweet us @poddybreak

See more Michael Jr at http://michaeljr.com
Tweet him @Michaeljrcomedy

Jul 14, 2016

THE RETURN OF SPOILED RICH KID… This episode is a special one, because Tim, his kids, Spencer, Olivia (Livi), Levi, and Spencer's new bride, Keagan are all along for the ride. Spoiled Rich Kid kicks things off, and educates Caleb on bidets. Tim gets a flip phone, and gets upset when people eat his macadamia nuts. Levi's hair looks like Twitty from Even Stevens, and family friend Brock gets mauled by a house cat off camera.

Spencer and his new bride, Keagan honeymoon at Disneyland and eat bad Japanese candy. Keagan gives her insights into the St. Louis Blues off season strategy, while Spencer and Tim get overly aggressive on the ice. Olivia gets a sloth for graduation, pledges her allegiance to the monarchy and cries at mean YouTube comments. Caleb and Tim get a curry in the basement of Rashpoot and talk about their trip to England.

Oh, and Spoiled Rich Kid is back, if you're into that sort of thing.

Tweet your little fingers off @poddybreak

See Tim Live!!! - http://timhawkins.net/pages/tour-dates

Jun 30, 2016

Show me that smile, again… Because it's time for another Poddy Break! This week, we've got the amazing Kirk Cameron! Tim is concerned for Kirk's disheveled appearance. Kirk suggests that Tim should take a turn on Dancing with the Stars, and Tim blames Kirk for his haircuts in the 80s. Friend of the show, Gary King, asks a serious question, and Tim gives a terrible answer. Then Kirk asks a serious question, and Tim gives another terrible answer. Kirk buffs up and beards up for a movie roll.

Also in this episode: The gang discusses the secret areas of Disneyland. Caleb orders Panda Express in the middle of the show. Tim has a movie idea, and gives Kirk the right of first refusal. Two new characters call into the show after Kirk decides to give away tickets to Tim's shows in exchange for answering a trivial question. And Kirk's marriage seminars prove, as long as we've got each other, we can take anything that comes our way.

Tweet your little fingers off @poddybreak

Get more of Kirk at http://kirkcameron.com
Tweet Kirk! @KirkCameron

1 2 Next »